A collection of Gmail chat status messages

C64 or iPhone 3GS? http://technologizer.com/2009/06/21/commodore-vs-iphone/

-technological hunger

GORILLAS HAVE TOOLS. WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE. http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2009/06/17/cgy-gorilla-knife.jpg

-threatening hand

“sic semper tyrannosaurus…always faithful terrible lizard”

-comedic connection

http://www.hipstersuck.com/pictures/epic_hipster_moustache.jpeg

-chest mustache

I can’t stop laughing. http://dontevenreply.com/index.php

-pranking knucklehead

I didn’t hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

-courteous mauling

Bus driver to each passenger as they exited: “Have a day.”

-saluted tersely

WHAT THE .. !! http://imgur.com/XY7ib.jpg

-pelican kazoo

Keeping my mouth shut keeps me from being known as “that asshole”

-eunuch klutz

All you need is love, apparently.

-public knowledge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc_LqIaO2b8&feature=player_embedded

-diminishing size

I like to do dangerous things very carefully

-elf knockers

Greatest biographical mini-documentary ever: http://www.peachesrocks.com/

-snow tires